I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.
Accidental performance art: priceless
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
Things that need to be more affordable:
-whole, natural foods
-University (education) tuition
- concert tickets
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
You are a genius.
but alcohol is free
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
Man, life’s a stressful thing.